Westward Ha! -
Innocents on the Road to Perdition |
In the late spring of 2012, we
embarked on a near-cross country journey in a 24 year
old Fleetwood Bounder motorhome. I, my wife Melissa, and
her older brother Howell ('Hal') headed for Salt Lake
City, Utah. Melissa and Hal are agents for a marketing
company promoting oils and unguents for topical
application, and had signed up for the annual convention
and rah-rah sessions full of motivational speakers and
next-door-neighbor success stories. The convention
occupied the last few days of June, so we planned a two
week ride out there and back, spanning the last week of
June and first week of July.
A few weeks before we
started out, Hal and I began to overhaul the motorhome.
It's provenance was somewhat interesting. Hal had been
living in Florida for the past two decades, and this
Bounder belonged to an old friend of his, and had been
lived in full time. Friend Larry came in to some money
at one point, and bought a larger and more luxurious
camper to live in, so when the time came for Hal to come
to New Jersey, he bought the Bounder and moved up here.
Through circumstances that have no real bearing on this
tale, we ended up buying the Bounder from him, and he
ended up moving in to our home about half a year after
he moved north. So we more or less co-own it, for all
intents and purposes.
The Bounder was a fairly well put-together motor home
in the 80s and 90s. It's 34 feet in length, which was
rather long for the late 80s but is just mid-sized now.
It's based on a Chevrolet truck chassis, and uses the
simple, moderately powered, but reliable Chevrolet 454
cubic inch engine for power. This is the same engine
that powers the Suburban and other large Chevy trucks
and pickups, so you could say it's either wildly
overpowered for a pickup truck, or woefully inadequate
for a 20,000 pound RV. I truthfully believe the former.
The RV required some much-needed maintenance. The
ride was rough and jarring, due in no small part to the
lack of front air suspension bags. These are slim rubber
tubes that fit inside the coil springs of each front
wheel, and when inflated with the appropriate amount of
air, help to smooth the up-and-down dolphin like
movement of an RV, and keep the whole beast more level
and smooth. It had come from the factory with air bags,
but the intervening years, and stationary life in hot,
humid Florida, had reduced them to ribbons. Hal
replaced them, after much swearing and grunting, as well
as renewing the engine drive belts, adding a new battery
and alternator. I pitched in where I could, removing and
installing a new toilet and mucking about inside the RV
tightening things that had loosened up, and lubricating
things that had tightened up. A wash, wax and some
shine-bright on her, and we were ready to go. |
The Bounder, clean and ready to go |
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Our trip was loosely laid out. We
knew we had to be in Salt Lake City for the particular
days allocated to Hal and Melissa's function. We knew we
had to be home sometime around the eighth or ninth of
July. We wouldn't have a lot of time to stop and visit
at any particular spots of interest, but we hoped to
still see a lot of America, and would have about five
days in Utah itself. After examining maps and looking
back on my own handful of cross country trips, it was
decided that our outward bound leg would utilize various
interstates across northern Maryland, Ohio, Indiana and
Illinois, take I-80 across Iowa, Nebraska, and southern
Wyoming, then into Salt Lake. Coming back we'd use I-70
through Colorado, Kansas and Missouri, and I-64,
eastwards from Saint Louis through Illinois, Kentucky,
West Virginia, Virginia and then more or less home to
southern New Jersey. I was especially looking forward to
driving the relatively new sections of I-70 in Colorado,
recent additions to the country's highway system that
provided spectacular driving through some of the most
compelling Rocky Mountain scenery in the country. Our
plan was to head west, cross the upper part of Maryland
through Hagerstown and Frederick, slide up into
Pennsylvania south of Pittsburgh to connect with I-70,
and then head due west through the tip of West Virginia,
Ohio, and Indiana. In Indianapolis, we'd head northwest
on I-74 through Illinois towards the Quad Cities area of
Davenport, Iowa where we would hook up with I-80 for the
rest of the trip west to Salt Lake.
I'd driven the I-80 route at least twice in my
lifetime, but not recently. In the mid-70s I did it in a
U-Haul truck, moving to California to finish college, a
fresh-faced 20-something newlywed. I remember the
endless plains of Iowa and Nebraska, the towering bluffs
of southern Wyoming, and the dry, dusty basin of Nevada
before finally breaking through the peaks of the Sierra
Nevada and seeing California gold. 18 months later,
after my last final exam, I and my extremely-homesick
first wife headed back over the Donner Pass to
Pennsylvania. We wouldn't be going quite so far west
this time, but I was curious to see how much, if at all,
the general tone of the trip had changed. Huge truck
stops, tourist attractions and roadside diversions may
come and go, but 2,000 miles of roadway can't have
morphed that much. One difference is that the 55 MPH
speed limit established nationally back then has
thankfully been lifted, but I didn't think the RV would
spend much time at 75 or 80 anyway. As a matter of fact,
a creaky old RV at 60 is at least as exciting as a
passenger car going 20 or so miles faster.
Morning of our departure. Temperature 92' F at
8:30AM. Humidity 84%. Heat Index north of 100. Such
fun...
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Day 1-Friday
NJ to Ohio |
Day 2-Saturday
Ohio to Iowa |
Day 3-Sunday
Iowa to Wyoming |
Day 4-Monday
Wyoming to SLC |
Day 5-Tuesday
Salt Lake City |
Day 6-Wednesday
Salt Lake City |
Day 7-Thursday
Salt Lake City |
Day 8-Friday
Salt Lake |
Day 9-Saturday
Utah Farm |
Day 10-Sunday
Utah Parks |
Day 11-Monday
Utah Parks |
Day 12-Tuesday
Colorado to Kansas |
Day 13-Wednesday
Kansas to Missouri |
Day 14-Thursday
Missouri to West Virginia |
Day 15-Friday
West Virginia to NJ |
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